James, Why are your naps so evil?

...they could be such a force for good, but your naps have somehow been twisted and corrupted. Instead of giving your Mom a mid-day break and waking up a refreshed and happy, James, you postpone your sleeping until 6pm. What good does that do anyone? Waking up at 8pm...cranky...and then staying up until midnight? It's a good thing I can still get you into bed before Daddy gets home, or you'd really be in trouble.